lsdzeppelin:

i am her petting slave she won’t let me stop

(via lordoftheinternet)

aminaabramovic:

**constructs my identity from all my buzzfeed quiz results**

(via matthewperry)

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

(via sausageandpeppers)

When someone calls me attractive image

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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via hotboyproblems)

eridantherudefish:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

its a metaphor you see

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noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

image

goD DAMNIT

(via hotboyproblems)

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

(via hi)

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maplemilothetiger:

drakefanclub:

Neato


Wow yes
All three of us models are very successful in our careers, but because in the fashion industry ‘there’s only one black girl allowed’, they’ve made us compete to be that one girl. Beyoncé allowed us to show the world that we don’t have to fight against each other. She gave us the chance to see that we [black models] are far more powerful together.
Chanel Iman about her breakthrough feature on the ‘Yoncé’ video with Joan Smalls and Jourdan Dunn  (via adoringbeyonce)

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thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

(via nutellaprince)

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