u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class
When someone calls me attractive
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
its a metaphor you see
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore
Chanel Iman about her breakthrough feature on the ‘Yoncé’ video with Joan Smalls and Jourdan Dunn (via adoringbeyonce)