kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

(via tightvaginas)

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

(via heyfunniest)

welcome to my twisted ankle

(via sloshes)

(via dutchster)

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via sunalwaysshining)

barfpop:

me during the interlude of a song leading to a nicki minaj’s verse

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obamasnovv:

still waiting for kidz bop to cover anaconda

(via cocainemilf)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via encourage)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via oknope)

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

(via paradisewithziam)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
me @ me : chill

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

(via condom)

cockblocksquad:

no-itsbcky:

just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 

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(via thorthousand1)

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