when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
MY LITTLE BROTHER MADE A GRINDR IM CRYING HES 9
"I know I have a baby face but I am a twink"
why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity
Def doesn’t look like the picture on the box…
I THOUGHT SOMEONE JIZZED INTO THAT WAFFLE
Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you. (via sarcasmdrips)